Dear Max,
I wanted to take a minute to address the sock problem. Please take note of the lists below.
Places your socks go after wearing them:
the hamper.
Places your socks do not go after wearing them:
the family room
under the piano
in the toy box
the tupperware cupboard
the stairs
the backyard
the frontyard
the car
the comfy chair
your bed
the garage
anyplace that is not your hamper
I would appreciate your getting a handle on this sock issue at your most earliest convenience.
Love,
Mom
What? Socks don't go in the tupperware cupboard? This totally screws up my idea of good and evil.
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